Posted December 6, 2011 at 8:16pm in ryan gosling ryan gosling sleeping with a cat ryan gosling Ryan gosling sleeping with a cat cats
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oh hey guys it’s Ryan Gosling sleeping with a cat and I just screamed a little bit.
SORRY I’M NOT SORRY FOR TURNING INTO THIS.
Posted December 6, 2011 at 7:48pm in Ryan gosling sleeping with a cat ryan gosling sleeping with a cat ryan gosling sleeping with a cat cat ryan gosling cats naps
I was trying to watch Half Nelson
But I don’t know if I can even do it, because it’s doing this thing that movies do. They take an incredibly hot person and ask us to pretend, collectively, that this person isn’t incredibly hot. This movie is asking me to believe in a world in which Ryan Gosling is an underpaid inner-city teacher because he has no other options. And if the point of a story is to create a believable world, then this movie is sucking at that. Same with every movie in which the nerdy best friend of the lead character would still be the hottest kid in your highschool by a lot.
Whatever, alternate world in which Ryan Gosling is not constantly swamped in women and is not wildly successful in whatever he pursues because when you’re that good looking you are success embodied by default (proved by science). Whatever. I do not believe in you.
Philip and I look at pictures of Ryan Gosling on the Internet
- me: wtf is wrong with him
- Philip: He is a computer program
- we are in the matrix
- we are already dead that is why every day is worse than the one before
- because Ryan Gosling
- me: that's why you have to dance like nobody's watching and love like it won't hurt
- because nobody is and it won't and you're already dead
Posted October 24, 2011 at 10:40pm in ryan gosling
