January 2011
5 posts
me: i want to write down everything you've ever said to me and keep it in a book with a heart on it
like a lisa frank book
sidney: anyway, so him and his nephew and neice walk around the country, and he gets skinnier, and then starts this whole tribal organization to raise their own food and eat traditionally
awwww
me: because it's all so great
sidney: that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
me: really?
just now
like in your whole life that is it
sidney: maybe
that was REALLY sweet
me: man i wasn't even finished
and keep the book UNDER MY PILLOW
sidney: oh?
awwwwww
me: so i will dweam of it
sidney: yeah hat just might have it
me: dweam sweet dweams of you
sidney: dweam of my snnwwffling youw wabbit eaw
me: also sleeping on my pillow is a tiny kitten and a tiny wabbit and they are snuggling
if that isn't the sweetest thing ever I don't know what is
sidney: yeah, that's pretty much the sweetest thing ever
do you actually have a tiny kitten and tiny wabbit?
me: in real life?
no
i wish
sidney: oh
The most horrifying thought possible →
“Hamsters are so cute that I don’t know how it’s possible that they...”
– I like to overshare when replying to Craigslist roommate ads.
more than anything in life
I want a shiny red keytar. I want to play it in platform boots and sunglasses and my blue wig.
Aimin’ high since 1990.